For Christmas, my husband bought me the new Ultra HD Flip video camera that I have been dying to get.
We opened presents, I recorded the kids playing with their new toys, and I went to make breakfast.
The rest is pretty self explanatory.
*Note: This video includes very raw footage. And by raw I mean that I have that natural I-just-rolled-out-of-bed look about me.
My husband, Shaun, finds this hilarious. I hope you did too! Now go bleach those eyes out.






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Glad you’re able to give us a laugh at your expense.
I like to hear that you laughed and that you are not puking in your mouth.
You sound like me when I slap my husband’s hand away!_
Men are sooooo handsy. It’s annoying. A nipple squeeze while frying bacon and loading the dishwasher makes me the opposite of horny. Like for real.
I agree with your statement a 100%. My bf just can’t stop even when I gripe at him because it’s always in the middle of me trying to get something done around the house.
that is a typical man alright! love the accent you got asking what his prob was!! Hot dawgs, basebwall & go ask yah matha oh shit, I had to say it!!
I hear about this dman accent ALL THE TIME! We are Northerners. But I think I sound like the people on TV. No?
I wish I could spell. Crap. Or rather, carp.
LOL! I love it.
And it happens in my house all the time.
HAHA!!!
that’s awesome. that is soooo something my hubby would do.
Men. All “ON” all the time.
I watched this like 10 times, and laughed harder each time. HAHAHA.
This is hilarious!!
OK, seriously.
Best video ever.
This made me laugh loud enough to wake the man who pulls that same grabby shit with me at inappropriate times. Serves him right.
Omg that is too funny! And your accent makes it even better!
OMG! AGAIN with the accent! I don’t hear it. I am TOTALLY normal.
I’m making my hubby watch this. In hopes that he’ll see what an assbag he looks like when he does it. (And not just be impressed with your tits.) ; )
Wow! Thanks for the tit compliment! I was worried because here I am flopping those things around (braless) on the internet.
AHAHAHAHA!
This almost made me long for a man to grab my boob.
Then I realized how much I hated it when it happened.
Stupid handsy men.
yes – I have one of these at home as well – and he thinks I’m the only woman in the world who strikes out when I’ve been tweaked. Ditto on the horny factor.
Also I like the rachel ray skillet!
Omg… I just laughed so hard it started an old-lady-type coughing fit. My husband is EXACTLY the same. Which is why I never let him hold the video camera.
Who doesn’t get excited about dishes?
Oh, wait, nobody gets excited around dishes?
Never mind, my confusion.
i have the same reaction to my husband when he picks my boobs up off the floor to fondle.
I’m a new reader and I think I love you a little bit. Not in a gay-for-you sort of way though so don’t get too excited. I bet you’d be fun to hang out with. Even sober, which we all know is the real test.
Oh and this video? Made me snort laugh because OHMYGOD! Why do guys think it’s funny/sexy/OK to just randomly grab their lady’s boobs? And don’t try the whole “How would you like it if I just came up to you and grabbed your man business?” Because I’ll tell you right now, there isn’t a straight man on Earth who doesn’t fantasize about that already.