Typical Man

by Meredith on December 29, 2010

For Christmas, my husband bought me the new Ultra HD Flip video camera that I have been dying to get.

We opened presents, I recorded the kids playing with their new toys, and I went to make breakfast.

The rest is pretty self explanatory.

*Note: This video includes very raw footage.  And by raw I mean that I have that natural I-just-rolled-out-of-bed look about me.

My husband, Shaun, finds this hilarious.  I hope you did too!  Now go bleach those eyes out.

{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }

The Duchess

Glad you’re able to give us a laugh at your expense. :)

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Meredith

I like to hear that you laughed and that you are not puking in your mouth.

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jill

You sound like me when I slap my husband’s hand away!_

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Meredith

Men are sooooo handsy. It’s annoying. A nipple squeeze while frying bacon and loading the dishwasher makes me the opposite of horny. Like for real.

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Jess

I agree with your statement a 100%. My bf just can’t stop even when I gripe at him because it’s always in the middle of me trying to get something done around the house.

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Chacoy

that is a typical man alright! love the accent you got asking what his prob was!! Hot dawgs, basebwall & go ask yah matha oh shit, I had to say it!!

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Meredith

I hear about this dman accent ALL THE TIME! We are Northerners. But I think I sound like the people on TV. No?

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Meredith

I wish I could spell. Crap. Or rather, carp.

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Jen

LOL! I love it.

And it happens in my house all the time.

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Angie M.

HAHA!!!
that’s awesome. that is soooo something my hubby would do.

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Meredith

Men. All “ON” all the time.

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Brittany

I watched this like 10 times, and laughed harder each time. HAHAHA.

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Heather

This is hilarious!!

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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]

OK, seriously.

Best video ever.

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B Harper

This made me laugh loud enough to wake the man who pulls that same grabby shit with me at inappropriate times. Serves him right.

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Nancy P

Omg that is too funny! And your accent makes it even better!

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Meredith

OMG! AGAIN with the accent! I don’t hear it. I am TOTALLY normal.

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Keli

I’m making my hubby watch this. In hopes that he’ll see what an assbag he looks like when he does it. (And not just be impressed with your tits.) ; )

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Meredith

Wow! Thanks for the tit compliment! I was worried because here I am flopping those things around (braless) on the internet.

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Ella

AHAHAHAHA!
This almost made me long for a man to grab my boob.
Then I realized how much I hated it when it happened.

Stupid handsy men.

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Brooke

yes – I have one of these at home as well – and he thinks I’m the only woman in the world who strikes out when I’ve been tweaked. Ditto on the horny factor.

Also I like the rachel ray skillet!

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Bitchin' Amy

Omg… I just laughed so hard it started an old-lady-type coughing fit. My husband is EXACTLY the same. Which is why I never let him hold the video camera. ;)

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Megan (Best of Fates)

Who doesn’t get excited about dishes?

Oh, wait, nobody gets excited around dishes?

Never mind, my confusion.

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melissa

i have the same reaction to my husband when he picks my boobs up off the floor to fondle.

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Rachel

I’m a new reader and I think I love you a little bit. Not in a gay-for-you sort of way though so don’t get too excited. I bet you’d be fun to hang out with. Even sober, which we all know is the real test.

Oh and this video? Made me snort laugh because OHMYGOD! Why do guys think it’s funny/sexy/OK to just randomly grab their lady’s boobs? And don’t try the whole “How would you like it if I just came up to you and grabbed your man business?” Because I’ll tell you right now, there isn’t a straight man on Earth who doesn’t fantasize about that already.

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