I saw this video.
Link to video: Thuggie
And I thought, I am tired of freezing my ass off while I watch Scar Face for the 95th time! I want freedom to use my hands as I count my scrilla! And I do want to smack a beeotch! I want to be able to switch to court ordered community orange!
I want to lead a thug life, Shaun!
You’re ridiculous.
No, you are. You’ll see. I’ll be the hit of this hood.
What are you even talking about?
If I just knew how to sew, I could make myself one. I called my mom.
Mom, can you make me a Thuggie? It’s like a Snuggie. For gangsters.
What’s a Snuggie?
Those blankets with sleeves I got you and Dad last year for Christmas.
Oh, I let the dog sleep on those.
Mom! They were $20 each!
Oh. Well, she really likes them. She has arthritis, you know.
Not sure what arthritis has to do with it. Anyway, can you make me one? And write “Thug Life” across the front. I need it by next week.
What’s a thug?
Like a rapper or something. It will be so funny.
That doesn’t sound very ladylike.
*click*
Mom? Mom? Are you there? Mom?
So I scoured the internet. And low and behold, I found myself a Thuggie.
Yes, someone beat me to the punch.
I’ve ordered myself the Jackie Brown Mini Thuggie, based on description alone.
When you absolutely positively got to kill every m#@%&*)^ f#@!*^ in the room ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!!!!
Yes! I often want to pull out my nine and bust a cap! SQUEE! I’m so excited, you guys! I’m going to have so much street cred!
I anticipate much use for the Thuggie. Hurry up and get it here, Canada!
Where do you dare me to wear my Thuggie? Do you want one? Where would you wear yours? What song should be blaring from my minivan as I drive around in my Thuggie?
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I think you should wear a pair of leggings and Ugg boots with that thuggie and then go to Wal Mart and buy a 40 of King Cobra. Do they sell 40s at Wal Mart?? I’m sure they do, it is Wal Mart. Then go home, tell Shaun to put your couch out on the front porch or in front yard, sit on it and drink your 40. Oh and it would be super cool if he could also bring the TV out so you can watch Scarface while sitting in your front yard on your couch, in your thuggie, drinking a 40. I’m sure nobody will call the cops.
^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN!^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Wear it to the PTA meeting… and no one will ask you to volunteer cuz they will be skeered of you and your Thuggie!
Yes, please! I can see me walking down my dirt road to the bus stop in my Thuggie. I just know that the horseflies and ground hog would be running the other way. I’m just that bad-ass.
I was going to say wear it to drop off your kiddos, but I think Anne has FANTASTIC idea.
You should totally wear it to a PTO meeting or a Parent volunteer day at the school…and you should totally play that song “Damn it’s good to be a gangster” you know the one that they played in the movie “Office Space”….would be soooooo funny!! And so would drinking your “fo-ty” on the front lawn! OOHHH….you could go to your favorite place for a drink wearing it and order some “schlitz malt liqaahhh”!!! Now that would be AWESOME!!
http://www.orderforeverlazy.com – i thought i dreampt this in a xanax haze, but no it’s real.
That thing is like a blanket snow suit! Now I want one.
I tell ya, I rather see this than someone wearing their jeans down to their knees w/their ass or boxers showing…who puts a belt on when their jeans are around their knees? Really?
I say buy you a fake gold toof, a big chain for the neck, the new Lil Wayne Cd, and pull up at the grocery store like you own that bitch! Just sayin….
I, on the other hand, would totally wear one when I picked my kids up from school! Gold toof, necklace, shades, maybe some Vanilla Ice (ICE ICE BABY) blaring for ole time sakes, and holla at them when I pulled up…”wuz’up little momma, u ready to roll? Lets do this!”
My kids would shit a turd a mile long….rotfl!!!!
The song has got to be 2PAC Thug For Life!
Obviously you gotta listen to Jay-Z “Hard Knock Life” and “Smack My Bitch Up” (artist unknown to me)
Ohh fuck me I forgot…”Gangsters Paradise”
Playa! You made me spray my double iced espresso, yo!!
That’s how I roll.
You gotz to go old school with yo gangsta rap. NWA – Straight Outta Comptom, F tha Police, and A B*tch is a B*tch. Also Fat Joe – Make it Rain on them Hoes would also sound good coming from the mini van. Any possibility that you could get some chrome rims for that thing. Spinners perhaps. Neon undercarraige?
Hmmm… this could actually be arranged. I’ve also been working on the Soleau gang sign all day. I went home at lunch and made the kids learn it as well.
What color did you get???? I’m going to guess the pink one.
Whatever color the Jackie Chan one is going to be. I want to look totally thuggish-ruggish in my Thuggie.
Please where it while you’re cruising around on your mini van with the kids in the back listening to Bone Thugs N’ Harmony! Please!
lmao, pictures must be posted wearing said Thuggie once you get it…and isn’t there a song called ‘We be Thuggin’?
you gotta roll out listening to ‘thug for life’. fo realz yo. no other option.
i totes love the leggings and uggs with it, though. you need some doorknocker earrings too.
You people who live in cold climates have frozen your brains out.
NO, ANGIE! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME! SO AWESOME THAT YOU WILL WANT TO PUT ALL VIDEOS OF ACTIVITY ON http://www.weknowawesome.com.
Warren G. Regulate.
I wonder if Thuggies are available at Target …
They have everything! I wouldn’t doubt that if they don’t have them now, they will soon!
lol at the oversized hoodie.
ccan’t wait to see pix!
<3xojo
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