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FROM: Meredith
TO: Shaun
SUBJECT: Your punishment should you ever choose to cheat…
Hey, they were talking about this guy on 92.5 KISS FM this morning.
He was standing on the High Level Bridge this morning, in downtown Toledo.
A lady stopped her car and threw her orange juice in his face while screaming, “ALL CHEATERS ARE SINNERS!”
The police had to ask him to leave because he was causing a traffic jam due to people stopping to take his picture.
I would totally make you do this if you ever cheat on me.
Love,
Your Wife
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FROM: Shaun
TO: Meredith
SUBJECT: RE: Your punishment should you ever choose to cheat…
I thought the punishment was divorce.
Love,
Your Husband
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FROM: Meredith
TO: Shaun
SUBJECT: RE: RE: Your punishment should you ever choose to cheat…
Good point. It’s still divorce.
Love,
Your Wife
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Ok so I hope it is ok, but I totally shared this! I love ur blog and hate ppl that cheat so I felt compelled to share! Thanks for always making me smile!
SHARE EVERYTHING! Thanks!
I never cheat because I always ask permission.
Hahahaha!
One of my friends lived in a house whose previous owner had a sign in the front door that said “My Wife is an Adulteress”
It was a preachers wife and the house is in front of their church. Talk about humiliation.
SHUT. THE. FRONT. DOOR.
I wish I would have thought of doing this when I found out my husband cheated. I divorced him, but this would have made things much funer!!
She edited my response. “I thought the punishment for cheating was divorce…..Holding a sign doesn’t seem so bad.”
I didn’t want people to think you’re a dick.
Maybe the holding the sign not so bad, but the throwing of things, especially wet things and maybe heavy, and possibly sharp things at you would be horrible especially in the cold.
Like a wet sock filled with razor blades? Because that sounds about right.
Lol… that’s one… or a Big Gulp cup full of gasoline and a lit match…
Umm . . . brilliant.
I always tell Matt that I trust he’ll never cheat on me because there isn’t another woman on the face of this earth that’ll put up with all of his shit and still do the things I do for him. Plus we’re both lazy and new relationships (even affairs) require soo much work.
YES! I don’t have the energy for even another girlfriend. There’s no way I could take on another man.
I think girlfriends are even more time consuming to be honest. Men can at the very least be distracted by an awesome rack.
—Holding a sign is not punishment enough…
I’d probably need to cut of his D$&% !
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Agreed.
That’s a pretty funny poster. What a moron!
My husband always says ” why would I want to dissapoint another woman”.