Pillow Talk

by Meredith on February 20, 2013

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Shaun, why do we have to watch this stupid show?

It’s cool, babe. It’s all about nerds.

These nerds are putting me to sleep.

Yeah, these nerds are putting me to sleep, too. I’ll change it.

If I were a sexy dominatrix, and you were playing my subject, I would have you play a nerd.

What?

Yeah, like I would yell, “LICK MY FEET, NERD!”

Lick your feet?

Or boobs. You know, whatever. “LICK MY BOOBS, NERD!”

Meredith, that doesn’t sound very nice.

It’s not supposed to be. Dominatrixes are not nice people. Is the plural of dominatrix, “domniatrixes” or “dominatr-i”? 

I’m not sure.

“LICK MY COOKIE, NERD!” and then I could whip you with a whip. “LICK MY COOKIE, NERD!” WHAP! *makes fake whipping motion*

Meredith, you would make a terrible dominatrix.

Probably. “SAY MY NAME AGAIN, NERD!”

Goodnight, Meredith.

“GOODNIGHT, NERD!” WHAP!

Okay, I am seriously going to sleep.

“TURN OFF THE LIGHT, NERD!” WHAP!

It’s your turn. You get up and turn it off.

LARS!

You’re bad. You’re going to make Lars come in and turn off our light?

Yeah, I’m all warm and snuggle-y. That’s why we had kids. To do the crap we don’t want to do. Like dishes.

That’s so true! I had to do all kinds of things I didn’t want to do when I was a kid! LARS! YOUR MOTHER IS CALLING YOU! WE KNOW YOU’RE STILL AWAKE!

I love you, nerd.

I love you too, Meredith.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

bellawriter (Nuala Reilly)

Bwa ha ha!! It’s like that here too. Friggin awesome.

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Kenny

You know you may be on the cusp of a whole new genre of porn…Nerd Domination Porn…I think the music though should all be soundtracks from video games, and the movie Titiles should be a combination of Harry Potter movie titles and chrachters from Lord of The Rings….but when Sean’s X Wing Fighter finally shoots his load into your Death Star …well that right there will be the money shot

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Michael

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. You don’t even need to spoof that, it’s already a porn-ready title.

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Cindy

You rock my world, Meredith. You are the funniest EVER! Love the Nerd slave.
And I need to get my kids to do more stuff like this.

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Joy

True love <3

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erica

I love it!

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