I’m going to tell you what everyone is saying about your latest MLM venture, just not to your face. #SorryNotSorry

December 23, 2014

Before we even get started, we might as well get this out of the way, I totally understand that you, the best MLM Sales Consultant ever, are going to disagree with me. I understand that this is going to upset you. I understand that you will rage in the comment section. But hey, the truth […]

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Just say no.

December 16, 2014

I’ve been doing this weirdly gratifying experiment. I’ve been telling people no whenever I don’t want to do something. In fact, I think I’m starting to get off on telling people no. I’m obsessed! Probably because I’ve spent so many years doing everything for others, that it finally feels right to be doing things for […]

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Meredith’s Drunk Book Club: The Missing Something Club Review

December 8, 2014

They gave me a list of questions to discuss with you guys. I’m throwing the list out the window. I want to explore the deeper meaning of this book. Because even if you didn’t read a single page, the deeper meaning really is something worth something talking about in any relationship and with yourself. If […]

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Meredith’s Drunk Book Club: The Missing Something Club by William Haylon

November 24, 2014

You guys! This is so much fun! Remember when I went on that dreadful talk show, hosted by that bitch, Katie Couric? Well, I made friends while I was there. Because, you know, when you decide to take down that bitch Katie Couric, you should probably form an army. Of course, I made friends with […]

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Anxiety. The struggle is real… Alternate title: A Dozen Little Known Ways You Can Die

October 15, 2014

I guess I have anxiety. Living with anxiety seems fun and awesome. Especially since I have ADHD and my overactive brain is always on, only now it’s thinking about worst case scenarios. For example, I think the world will come to an end in our lifetime. I think about it obsessively, but I have always worried […]

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The 15 Best Things About Working From Home

October 7, 2014

Theresa Lollis and I were chatting about all of the reasons why working from home is awesome. The conversation took place partly to keep up moral from our home offices (because it kind of does suck when you talk to your dog more than actual people some days) and partly out of truth (because some things […]

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Leggings Are Not Pants

September 16, 2014

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 2,567 times. Leggings are not pants. I was hoping I would stop seeing this trend. But instead, I see more camel toe than I can stand on a daily basis. I see it at the grocery store, I see it at the bars, heck I even see […]

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Takedown Culture

September 4, 2014

I’ve noticed something very disturbing in the past few years, and it just keeps getting worse. Social media has developed this nasty place of taking each other down. We love nothing more than to see a thread of comments, 152 deep, where people are ripping each other apart and being nasty. And when we show […]

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August 21, 2014

I don’t normally look this stressed out, but when I do, it’s because I have 1,383 unheard voicemail messages. No, for real, I am going to prove it to you: Stop it with the voicemails. I know I can’t be alone on this. #VoicemailsAreDumbStopLeavingThem

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Sex every single day? #GTFO.

August 18, 2014

Shaun: “Huh. Yet another woman is on the news who had sex every single day with her husband.” Me: “I call BS. And why is this even newsworthy? I’ll tell you why – because it’s unreal.” Shaun: “I want sex every single day.” Me: “Good luck with that.” There seems to be this new trend. Sex […]

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