More Weird Things

March 15, 2013

I don’t feel like writing about sex today over at Curvy Girl Guide. I’m too stressed out to think about it. As a matter of fact, I am so stressed out, that my right eye has a twitch when I think about the stress. Do you even know how un-sexy right eye twitches look? I [...]

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Is Katie Couric the new Jerry Springer?

March 7, 2013

Receiving the call to be a guest on the Katie Show was so exciting. Finally, I could talk about ADD/ADHD on a bigger platform than my little humor blog. I could really reach women, who are the main demographic of the Katie Show, and I could share my struggles with mental illness. Hopefully, my story [...]

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Set your DVRs! I’m going to be a guest on the Katie Show!

March 4, 2013

So this happened: The green room (which is actually a white room) was full of other women. Me Another ADD mom who also takes Adderall A mom who is a recovering Adderall/Meth addict A mom who likes to drink a glass of wine A mom who is a recovering alcoholic A mom who struggles with depression [...]

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Mark Wahlberg has three nipples, and I still have 12 minutes and 40 seconds of fame left.

February 26, 2013

Yesterday I let it slip. I am going to New York City this week to be a guest on Katie Couric’s talk show. The show is taped, so I don’t know when it will air yet. More to come on that. You’re probably wondering what the heck I am going on Katie’s show to talk [...]

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Pillow Talk

February 20, 2013

Shaun, why do we have to watch this stupid show? It’s cool, babe. It’s all about nerds. These nerds are putting me to sleep. Yeah, these nerds are putting me to sleep, too. I’ll change it. If I were a sexy dominatrix, and you were playing my subject, I would have you play a nerd. What? [...]

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You and I

February 14, 2013

Happy VD! XXXXXXX, Meredith

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A Healthy Dose of Public Shaming

February 13, 2013

Since I have the platform to do so, I figured we could have a good old fashioned public shaming today. Twitter was a hot bed of meanness during the Grammy’s this year. Apparently, only women who weigh less than 120 pounds deserve a Grammy. No one is getting their Twitter handle blacked out for this. [...]

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I’m basically Joan of Arc.

January 29, 2013

Every night I read my daily horoscope before I go to bed. I have been doing this for years, and I don’t know why. Other than I like to see if they got it right or wrong for the day. Last night, I took that one step further, and I ordered a past lives reading. [...]

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Fears

January 14, 2013

What are my two biggest fears? Like, more than anything, what am I afraid of? Tornadoes. And? Rape. That’s it. Well, and maybe tampons. But that’s not so much a fear. That’s more of just me throwing up, out of disgust. I am not afraid of flying. I am not afraid of public speaking. I am [...]

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Shingles. Valtrax. And OMG I FEEL ITCHY!

January 6, 2013

Okay, so Shaun Soleau has shingles. I know. I, like you, had the same reaction. WHAT ARE YOU, EFFING 90-YEARS-OLD?!  So I am trying to be the good wife. The good wife means I am still in my pajamas, and I haven’t showered in two days because he was the last one to use the [...]

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