An actual conversation between Shaun and I while watching Horrible Bosses:
Jason Bateman is so hot in this movie. I’m putting him on my list.
Shaun. Are you being serious? You know, that list of celebrities I’m allowed to have sex with, and it doesn’t count as cheating on you.
I want a list.
You didn’t even know about a list. So now you don’t get one.
Oh, I get a list, Meredith. You have a list. I get a list.
Fine. But I want to know right now who is on your list. There can be no confusion about the list.
How many do I get?
How many do you get?
Why do you get more?
Fine. I’ll take 5 as well.
Bridgette from Playboy
Okay, I admit it. I intentionally picked unflattering pictures of these women to keep my brain in tact. You all know I’m insanely jealous.
But now I need your help. My list always is changing, and Shaun wants me to write it down. He also wants there to be no mistake about the list.
So far, I have Jason Bateman.
I would do very, very bad things to Jason Bateman. Very bad things, ladies. His dry and witty humor is spot-on, and he is dreamy.
UPDATE: After only a few hours of having this post live, a reader reminded me of my undying lust for Eric the Vampire (Alexander Skarsgard). I would also do very, very bad things to Eric the Vampire. So now I have two people on my list.
Who should I have on my laminated list? Who is on yours? I need three more. I’m sure you can see why this is a big deal. I need your help.