Ladies. Gross.

by Meredith on December 4, 2012

WHY?!

Stop this.

If you squat and pee, and you dribble on the seat, wipe the seat off.

You’re not five-years-old-anymore.

I am the type of person who will clean this up for you. I feel like I am all of your mothers.

So don’t walk out of that bathroom and be like, “It wasn’t me!”

We all know it was you.

Stop it.

That is all.

{ 20 comments… read them below or add one }

Lin

Gross. I hate it when I go to sit on the pot & it’s wet, even through the little paper toilet protector thingy.

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Rae Ann

I’m so afraid of this happening, that I double check – ALWAYS.

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Suzanne

That IS gross but not nearly as gross as taking a picture of it, posting it and writing about it!!! YUK!!! We should just handle the deed and move on from it. We ALL know who did it.

P.S. You have never had to mother me….just saying.

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Jess

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!”
This is why I’m a firm believer in the squat and hover method or a thick butt gasket on the seat!

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Kim

I am always amazed at how disgusting other woman can be. It’s just common courtesy !!

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Joellen

Not saying this is the case, but it could be from the flush. I always check the seat and if it is wet, I dry it. I cover the seat and go. Several times I have noticed that after I flush there are spots of water where they were before. I guess some toilets spray some water into the air when they flush.

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Kelli G.

I was thinking the same thing!

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Jayme

I can’t even tell you how many times I have walked into that in our office restroom. Let’s not forget the random pubes, period blood and poo floating around. Women are nasty. Our office secretary even put up a note in each stall. Aren’t we all adults?

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Nuala Reilly

EXACTLY!! We have found all those items and even vomit in ours at work. Disgusting beyond belief.

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Kristen

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU. I have been thinking this ALL SEMESTER at school, and seriously, WHY?!

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Tawny

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.

Women are gross. Men are too. The unisex bathroom at my gym has toilet and urinal. The men still piss all over the toilet! Why!? Also women leave blood droplets! Wtf! Also does no one flush anymore? Is it that hard???

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Sarah G

I have to agree with Joellen, since it’s not actually yellow it may just be flush splash. Still don’t want a wet butt though.

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Kristin

Although I would rather clean up the pee drip then having to blow off a hair.

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Mari

At one therapist meeting I made a public announcement that whoever was shitting ON the toilet needed to stop or I would call the person out publicly. I’m talking they were hovering to shit and there was shit splatter. It stopped immediately. Public humiliation works real well in work situations.

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Mari

p.s. I don’t like the pee either but it is definitely better than shit…

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Deborah N

Am I the only one that checks the seat BEFORE and AFTER use every time I use it?

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kathy

Anddddd….change the damn toilet paper, do not just leave the cardboard roll and stack the new roll on top. Witfff!!

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Masie

Okay, normally your posts are entertaining, slow news week in the blogger world? You have done far better than this, just saying… Yes I hat ewhen people do that, but there are things more blog worthy yes?

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Masie

Hate when, geez, now you can criticize me for typos :)

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hdj

This happens in my house. I’m the only person who has the ability to not do this. That would include my husband. Losers!

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