I’m pretty sure I said all of these things at least a million times. I love, love, love this video!
Sh*t New Moms Say
Do you smell poop?
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I love the “shhhhhh.” I’ve sh’d so much I’m pretty sure I’m sh’d out.
“Is she too hot, is she too cold, is she breathing?” LMAO so true!
I am laughing so much. The mooo is great and I love can you get the nipple cream. I am pretty sure I have said all of those even the I will just lay here. I am going to find this and post it to my page.
…I still say “I’ll just lay here…go ahead.”
The breast pump ones are the best.
LOOOOOOOVE this.
I’m a first time mom of a beautiful 6 week old little girl. THIS could not be more my life! I’m sharing with The Hubs right now. He’s constantly reassuring me that the baby acne on her face is in fact, not the measles and that it’s okay for her to cry when she’s trying to poop because laying down to poop is hard work and it doesn’t mean her poop is trying to kill her. Thanks for sharing. Perspective is an elusive thing right now!
I’m so with you. New mom to a 4 month old and I have to stop myself from calling the doctor about her poop all the time! I thought she had the mumps the other day – I don’t even know what they really are but I was 99% sure she had it.
“It doesn’t mean her poop is trying to kill her.”
I just laughed so hard I snorted. Priceless.
LOVE THIS!!