Joygasm.

by Meredith on January 23, 2012

Brittany & Meredith LIVE is the most fun ever.  If you haven’t checked out the hilarity yet, you might as well start with last weeks’s show.

There really are no words for the pet psychic.

Download it on iTunes.

Direct download.

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The Scarlet Letter

by Meredith on January 20, 2012

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FROM: Meredith
TO: Shaun
SUBJECT: Your punishment should you ever choose to cheat…

Hey, they were talking about this guy on 92.5 KISS FM this morning.

He was standing on the High Level Bridge this morning, in downtown Toledo.

A lady stopped her car and threw her orange juice in his face while screaming, “ALL CHEATERS ARE SINNERS!”

The police had to ask him to leave because he was causing a traffic jam due to people stopping to take his picture.

I would totally make you do this if you ever cheat on me.

Love,

Your Wife

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FROM: Shaun
TO: Meredith
SUBJECT: RE: Your punishment should you ever choose to cheat…

I thought the punishment was divorce.

Love,

Your Husband

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FROM: Meredith
TO: Shaun
SUBJECT: RE: RE: Your punishment should you ever choose to cheat…

Good point.  It’s still divorce.

Love,

Your Wife

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Case of the Mondays: The Boys Club

January 16, 2012

Welcome to Case of the Mondays, where I tell you things (from a Human Resources Manager’s perspective) that apply to you (as an employee).  It’s an advice column to help you stay employed, find employment, and make more money in your career.   Stop acting like a woman if you want to get into the Boys [...]

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I’m Anti-Bumper-Sticker

January 11, 2012

I hate them all equally. Let’s just jump into how dumb they all look and what I think about when I read them in traffic and almost rear end you. 1. I LOVE MY FAMILY. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WANT TO SHOW YOU THAT I LOVE THEM TO MAKE YOU HATE THEM. 2. MY KID [...]

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Who wouldn’t want to be my intern?

January 5, 2012

Even though I pay interns like crap, there are many perks to becoming my intern. I buy you lunch when we go out to eat. After college graduation, you land at huge company once I teach you all my HR-y ways.  I have a former intern working in New York City right now for Bayer Pharmaceuticals [...]

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A New Year’s Resolutions That Makes My Mom Proud

January 2, 2012

I hate making resolutions.  Mainly because it’s always the same thing. In 2008, I am going to lose weight. In 2009, I am going to lose weight. In 2010, I am going to lose weight. In 2011, I am going to lose weight. FINALLY, I lost some weight.  Not enough, probably.  But Shaun thinks I look hot, [...]

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So, he really liked his gift. And so did the zitty kid at Meijer.

December 28, 2011

I fly by the seat of my pants in all things.  ALL THINGS. I arrive late to all things. I push off all projects until the last possible minute. Lars barely makes the first bell at school. I stay up until the wee hours of the morning plunking out these blog posts, just to push [...]

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The Perfect Gift

December 21, 2011

I finally found it.  Shaun has no clue it’s coming. It’s the PERFECT dork gift.  And he LOVES all things dork. In my mind, he will open this gift and pop a huge dork boner.  I’m the best wife EVER! What do you think?  Will my husband like it?

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Case of the Mondays: Join BranchOut

December 19, 2011

Welcome to Case of the Mondays, where I tell you things (from a Human Resources Manager’s perspective) that apply to you (as an employee).  It’s an advice column to help you stay employed, find employment, and make more money in your career.   I’m going to help you get another dollar, baby. What’s BranchOut? From their [...]

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My Favorite Blog Posts of 2011

December 16, 2011

I found some for you, the best posts on the internet for 2011.  You’re welcome. We might as well start with mine… 1.  The Pants – Written by Meredith Soleau of Life’s Crazy Joke Now for the rest of the internet… 2.  The Six Hour Cat – Written by Brittany Gibbons of The Barefoot Foodie 3.  Five [...]

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